Cricket
Dude check this out… yet bohot bada lafda ho gaya hai yaar …dhoni tak lafda chala gaya hai ..damn !
http://t20wc.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/5926714.cms
world cup T/20 my analysis (I will never give up my cricket analysis.. all the gaalis and ridiculing in the comments section please)
2 reasons for apni team ki loss
1) lack of practice: everyone knows that indian team cant play well on bouncy and fast pitches. Instead of working on it (through practice camps, warm up matches in WI) all the players were playing IPL and went were done with a major tournament just 5 days before the world cup. Time to regroup as a team, chalk out strategies etc… none (or at least next to it).
2) After playing IPL all the players cannot be at their best (6 weeks… 14 matches at least for each team). Sehwag injured… dont know about others but definitely not in their prime…
I personally believe players should have taken up some responsibility and refrained from IPL to concentrate on the world cup, chalk out their deficiencies and worked on it rather than just get in the moneymaking business. (this is 1 of the many reasons I hate IPL… it takes the focus off the main events)….
Dhonis audacity wins it for Chennai
Guys you gotta read this article… one of the best dhoni innings i have seen. Amazing stuff
Dhonis audacity wins it for Chennai
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some jocks (which i read on facebook)
joke 1
Genie-us At Work A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said to his wife, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball–don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.” The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let’s go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost.”
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come on in.” They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
A man was sitting on the couch and when they saw him, he said, “Are you the people who broke the window?”
“Yes, we are. And we’re very sorry about it,” the husband said.
“Actually, I want to thank you. I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You’ve released me and I’m so relieved. I’m allowed to grant three wishes–I’ll give you each one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself.”
“OK, great!” the husband said. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”
“No problem. It’s the least I could do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said, looking at the man’s gorgeous wife.
“I want a house in every country of the world,” she said.
“Consider it done,” replied the genie.
“And what’s your wish, genie?” the husband asked.
“Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex with a woman in a thousand years…my wish is to sleep with your wife.”
The husband looked at the wife and said, “Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. It seems only fair.”
So the genie took the woman upstairs to a bedroom and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, “How old is your husband, anyway?”
“Thirty-five,” she replied.
“And he still believes in genies?”
joke 2
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful young lady sitting at the bar.
After a drink and a little time gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chat with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
He orders another round to calm himself down. Before he can finish up his drink, gather up his things and put on his coat, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200?”
joke 3
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
The President asked for a whisky and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, “Ma’am, I’d rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!”
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know there was a choice …”
i guess this doesnt count as a blog but what the hell you can say anything you want to here right
Desi ads… besttttt
a collection of some of the funny and hathoda indian ads that i came across
Read these
Now read this
And finally this
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/videoshow/5757888.cms
I guess my point is made. It really pissed me off so thought might piss you guys off as well. We are talking about an India which is expected to be the third largest economy in 2 decades, looked upon as a global power, has been making rapid progress in every field and then leaders like ‘Behenji’ show up. I was also shocked to read (same source) that more than 40% of Indians are living under 1 dollar a day and 75% under 2 dollars a day, and that this number is actually larger than the subsaharan dessert.
I always want to make myself believe that India is doing well, India is a country which the world will look upon as an example, but all my beliefs come crashing when I read such things. I find it really really annoying when the goras talk about how kids in india have to go through the ‘slumdog millionaire’ treatment and how generously the western world try and help underprivilaged people (it would be just better if we dont talk about all the stupid as questions they ask about India). I want to believe that India can take care of its people because we are larger than many of the other countries right. But then again I read about the mistreatment being offered to the workers working on the commonwealth games upgrade.I firmly believe we are not growing as long as everyone is not growing (not in number). We are a country not just 29 (I think) states put together on a map.
Well I am leaving this blog incomplete because I want you lazy asses to come up with responses and talk about what you feel. And also come up with something (of course after this blog) which is not related to India (Arjun have you not been watching any movies of late). I guess this isnt a Jai Hind blog. I just couldnt stop myself when I read about how strongly Mayawati feels about the memorials because I feel strongly about it (phew I feel strongly about something).
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